Sensibility?

This morning I woke up and jumped in the shower (Side Note: it was deluxe day in the shower, which means i wash/condition my mane, and trim my face). When I came downstairs Jen was a tad bit more than her cheery self.
As I walked into the kitchen to pour my coffee she says to me, “Hey, good morning,” with a cheerfulness that was almost scary. Then I found out why, “Two things,” she said, “Good morning, and this Thanksgiving let’s be sensible eaters.” What?!
I immediately knew what had happened during deluxe day in the shower: Jen had been watching The Today Show. If only I could count the things the Today Show has ruined for me in my life. Why couldn’t their writers have gone on strike?
Happy Thanksgiving
Tags: health, thanksgiving, tv, wife

November 20th, 2007 at 9:09 am
dude, I about sprayed coffee all over my monitor reading while reading this.
for some reason we were all up early this morning with the tv on (neither are normal) and we watched the same damn thing ! ! !
But our comments were more along the lines of “oh well”.
November 21st, 2007 at 5:38 pm
Is Jen a communist?? She’s gonna haf ta git outta merica if’n she wunts toefu ‘n veggies fer turkee day.