Redo…
I would like to completely redo my schooling from K through 12. I’m pretty sure that, at least through 6th grade, I would not only do better, but also rock everyones world!
Kindergarten would be sweet for one reason and one reason only: nap time! The acceptibility of being able to wet my pants in public is merely a perk. Furthermore, I know – I KNOW – I would do better at pronouncing my “D” sounds this time around. Not to mention I would be able to use words like “furthermore” to impress my teacher and drive home the fact that all my classmates really are stupid.
Other words I will use during my redo: perfunctory, abolish, onomasiological, brachiocephalic, fynbos, lobule, nilgai, and the phrase shut up. When the teacher tells me I’m wrong – which I won’t be – I’ll just tell her to shut up. What’s she going to do about it? I’m 30! And when the other kids ask what those words mean I’ll answer with “A word looked up is a word remembered.”
