October 3: Eve of Destruction

last-of-the-pretty-ones.jpeg Take a look at this face. Today is the last it will see of its 20s. I could do a sappy retrospective here. Write a list of things that happened in my 20s, but why?

I got to thinking about it a little last night. Everyone raves about your 20s. They talk about how awesome they are, how much fun you have, how you’re out on your own and full of life and freedom. Psh!

I spent most of my 20s wishing I still had someone cooking my meals, paying my bills and telling me that I was awesome at everything!

So, what I didn’t get in my 20s I’m taking volunteers for in my 30s. If you are good at paying bills, cooking better than my wife – which will be hard for most anyone, those pumpkin spice cookies are uhhhmazing! – or just telling me how awesome I am at everything, then I need you in my corner. All you need to do is reply to this blog to let me know you will gladly volunteer for one of the above three tasks.

Think of it as your good deed for the impending holidays.

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  1. Rick White Says:

    Dude…you’re 30? Man…enough about YOU. That makes ME feel old. It’s gotta’ make Dan feel ancient…geesh.